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Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who has said it, not even if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason & your own common sense. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.


In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.

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when i was 14, i proposed to this girl in my class and she said yes but our parents said we were too young to get married so we tried to do it in secret and one of my friends found this shady guy to marry us but then the girl broke up with me when she transferred schools and we never got the marriage annulled but i don’t even know if it was official in the first place so long story short, i think i might be married. 

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what she says:i'm tired
what she means:shark tale is my favourite movie
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my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming

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I laughed way too much at this


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